Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying get to
Holland of France
The man in the back said you've got to go back you know they didn't even give me a chance
Chirst you show it ain't easy you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say you can make it O K
You can get married in Gibraltar
New Spain
Chirst
You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me
Drove from
Paris to Amsterdam
Hilton talking in our beds for a week
The newspaper said say what're you doing in bed
I said we're only tryin' to get us some peace
Chirst
You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day giving all your clothes to charity last night the wife said oh boy when you're dead you don't take nothing with you but your soul think
Made a lightning trip to Vienna eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspaper said she's gone to his head they took just like two guys in drag
Chirst
You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me
Caught the early plane back to
London fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said we wish you success
It's good to have the both of you home
Chirst
You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me
The way things are going they're going to crucify me