I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad but I knew love before
I felt my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lovely ladies every time
Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around

Now your mortages and your homes
And the stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Oh gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around
Get on your bikes and ride
Oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls