When I'm fat and old
And my kids think I'm a joke
Because I move a little slow when I dance

I can count on you
After all that we been through
Cause I know that you'll always understand

I won't act my age
No, I won't act my age
No I'll still feel the same around you

When I'm fat and old
And my kids think I'm a joke
Because the stories that I've told
I tell again and again

I can count on you
After all we got up to
Because I know that you'll truly understand

I won't act my age
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
I won't act my age
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same and you will too

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We'll still stay up 'til morning
We'll throw an after party
Oh yeah, oh yeah!

I won't act my age
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
I won't act my age
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same and you will too