Once there was this kid who took the trip to the Singapore
And brought along his spraypaint
And when he finally come back
He had came marks all over his bottom he said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm once there was this girl who
Swore that one day he would be
A figure skating champion
And when she finally made it she saw some other girl who was better so she hired some guy to clup he in the knee cap
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm they got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie right
Then there was this guy who kade his wife so mad one night
That she cut of is weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that
Mr Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it it had always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm they got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie right they got paid for their sound bites
And sold their
TV movie right