Well if I had money
I'd tell you what I'd do
I go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a
Mercury Lord
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
Well the girl
I love I stole her from a friend
He got lucky stole her back again
She heard he had a Mercury Lord she's crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road well

Hey now mama
You look so fine
Rindin' 'round in your Mercury fourty nine
Crazy 'bout a Mercury Lord
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road well

My baby went out
She didn't stay long bought herself a Mercury come a cruisen home
She's crazy 'bout a Mercury
Yeah she's crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road well

If I had money
I tell you what I'd do
I go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury Lord
I'm crazy bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up down the road yeah
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road