Well I was born an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things
I've done there'd be a mountain
of money piled up to my chin hey
my mother told me good my mother told me strong
She said be true to yourself
and you can't go wrong
But there's just one thing that
you must understand you can fool with
your brother but don't mess with
a missionary man don't mess with
a missionary man don't mess with
a missionary man don't mess with
a missionary man
Oh the missionary man he's got
God on his side
He's got the saints
and apostles backing up from behind
Black eyed looks from those bible books
He's man with a mission
got a serious mind
There was a woman in the
jungle and a monkey on a tree
The missionary man he was following me
He said stop what you're
doin' get down upon your knees
I've a message for you that you
better believe believe believe
believe believe believe believe
believe believe believe believe
believe believe believe believe
believe believe believe believe
believe believe believe.

Well I was born an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things
I've done there'd be a mountain of money money money money money money money money money money money money money money don't mess with a missionary man missionary man missionary man missionary man don't mess with a missionary man missionary man