O rust and smoke the heater's broke the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray
The frame is bent the muffler went the radio's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty
Chevrolet dashing through the snow
In my rusty
Chevrolet
Down the road I go
Sliding all the way
I need new piston rings
I need some new snow tyres
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire
O rust and smoke the heater's broke the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray
The frame is bent the muffler went the radio's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty
Chevrolet
I went to da I G A
To get some
Christmas cheer
I just passed up my left front tyre
And it's getting hard to steer
Skidding down da highway
Right passed da Naganey cops
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop
O rust and smoke the heater's broke the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray
The frame is bent the muffler went the radio's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty
Chevrolet
Bouncing rusty
Chevrolet
In a big blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco
To pick up the lay away
Cuz Santa Claus is coming soon
In his big old rusty sleigh
O rust and smoke the heater's broke the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray
The frame is bent the muffler went the radio's
OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty
Chevrolet this rusty
Chevrolet