A-HER NAME IS NOEL
I HAVE A DREAM
ABOUT HER
SHE RINGS MY BELL
I GOT GYM CLASS
IN HALF AN HOUR
OH HOW SHE ROCKS
IN KEDS
AND TUBE SOCKS
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHO I AM
AND SHE DOESN'T
GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT ME 'CAUSE I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
YEAH I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN
BABY WITH ME
OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH
A-HER BOYFRIEND'S
A D##K
AND HE BRINGS
A GUN TO SCHOOL
AND HE'D SIMPLY KICK
MY ASS
IF HE KNEW THE TRUTH
HE LIVES ON MY BLOCK
AND HE DRIVES
AND I ROCK
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHO I AM
AND HE DOESN'T
GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT ME 'CAUSE I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
YEAH I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN
BABY WITH ME
OOH OOH OOH
HOO OOH OOH
OH YEAH
DIRTBAG
NO SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH YEAH
DIRTBAG
NO SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
MAN I FEEL LIKE MOLD
IT'S PROM NIGHT
AND I AM LONELY
LO AND BEHOLD
SHE'S WALKING
OVER TO ME
THIS MUST BE FAKE
MY LIP STARTS TO SHAKE
HOW DOES SHE KNOW
WHO I AM
AND WHY DOES SHE
GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT ME
I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS
TO IRON MAIDEN BABY
COME WITH ME FRIDAY
DON'T SAY MAYBE
I'M JUST A
TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LIKE YOU
OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH
OH YEAH DIRTBAG
NO SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
OH YEAH DIRTBAG
NO SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S MISSIN'
YEAH OH OH WOH