Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cuz in my castle I'm the freakin' man
Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x
Meet a real nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out this is great
(Oh my god this is great) yeeah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cuz I ain't goin' anywhere
No no no no no no no no no noooooooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaahhhhh

Ohh today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all