Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of day
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Get your toast out with a fork
Do you own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2- week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Dress up like a moose during haunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand of the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run accross the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die.