Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

In Spain the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins.

Some Argentines, without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Romantic sponges they say do it
Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks 'em I know
Why ask if shad do it
Waiter, bring me shadroe.

In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.