Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well!
Will wonders never cease?

I didn't like her
I didn't like her, I couldn't stand her
I couldn't stand her, I wouldn't have her
I never knew her
But now I do!
And I could
And I would
And I know.

She loves me
And to my amazement
I love it
Knowing that she loves me
She loves me
True, she doesn't show it
How could she
When she doesn't know it
Yesterday she loathed me, pah!
Now today she likes me, ah!
And tomorrow, tomorrow
Ah!

My teeth ache from the urge to touch her
I'm speechless for I mustn't tell her
It's wrong now, but it won't be long now
Before my love discovers
That she and I are lovers
Imagine how surprised she's bound to be
She loves me, she loves me!

I love her
Isn't that a wonder?
I wonder
Why I didn't want her
I want her
That's the thing that matters
And matters are improving daily.

Yesterday I loathed her, bah!
Now today I love her, ah!
And tomorrow, tomorrow...
Ah!

I'm tingling
Such delicious tingles
I'm trembling
What the hell does that mean?
I'm freezing
That's because it's cold out
And still I'm incandescent
And like some adolescent
I'd like to scrawl on ev'ry wall I see
She loves me!
She loves me!