1. Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket.

Batter dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter.

[Chorus:]
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush.

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

2. Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston.

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple.

[Coda:]
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto.