He takes sugar in his cup of coffee
I like honey in my tea
Thinks he's starring in some West Side story
Where every girl is seventeen
He buys records for the virgin vinyl
I scratch "I Love You" in the grooves
Takes me dancing on the sunny sidewalk
But he doesn't even move
Lo-lo-lo-love him, even though
He's no-no-no-not a, perfect Romeo
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
I just want to feel it, feel it, feel it
Just another guy who lost his glasses.

He likes Lennon for the heavy meanings
Me I'm still in love with Paul
Lo-lo-lo-love him, even though
He's no-no-no-not a, perfect Romeo
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
I just want to feel it, feel it, feel it
(La la la la la la, La la la la la la la)
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote!
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote!
Lo-lo-lo-love him, even though
He's no-no-no-not a, perfect Romeo
I don't wanna read what Shakespeare wrote
I just want to feel it, feel it, feel it.