Well, I never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles.

Can you feel it?
Must be real
It feels so good
It feels so good.

[Chorus1:]
Well, I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it.

Oh, they don't abuse it
Well, they never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it, oh oh.

[Chorus2:]
Well, I never been to Heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well, they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember.

Oh, in Oklahoma, not Arizona
What, what does it matter
I said, what does it matter.