[Verse 1:]
Orange juice, pour out half the carton
Grey Goose, pour it, get it started
Good times, remedy your sorrows
Baptize, don't worry about tomorrow
Shake it up, shake it up, now it's time to dive in
Share a cup, share a cup, now you're screw driving.

[Pre-Chorus:]
Every weekend with your friends
Every weekday when it ends
Damn it's all good, I guess.

[Chorus:]
I guess this is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks.

[Post-Chorus:]
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club.

[Verse 2:]
Welcome to the club, never dry
Every day you're thirsty, bourbon high
Sip it up you're tipsy, night's young
Searching for a feeling, big fun
Dancing with the demons, Holy Spirit, Holy Spirit
Grips you like a pistol, wet the whistle, wet the whistle
Abyss of ice crystals.

[Pre-Chorus:]
Every weekend with your friends
Every weekday when it ends
Damn it's all good, I guess.

[Chorus:]
I guess this is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks.

[Bridge:]
Welcome to the club
Round and round and round
And round and round and round
Damn it's all good, I guess.

[Chorus:]
I guess this is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks.

[Post-Chorus:]
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club.