[Chorus: Pat Monahan]
When I ride by myself
I don't ever get no help
But when I roll up with her
Everybody calls me sir
No matter how long I stay
They never ever know my name
But when I walk in with her
Everybody calls me sir.

[Verse 1: Pat Monahan]
Northern California, same old Friday night
Pretend to be invisible underneath these city lights
Then I met my baby, felt like I struck gold
Now they treat me like royalty everywhere I go
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Chorus: Pat Monahan]
When I ride by myself
I don't ever get no help
But when I roll up with her
Everybody calls me sir
No matter how long I stay
They never ever know my name
But when I walk in with her
Everybody calls me sir.

[Post-Chorus: Pat Monahan]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Call me sir
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Verse 2: Cam]
I ain't goin' nowhere unless he's there with me
'Cause I don't stand in line no more, admissions always free
He could break the law, he could break your heart in two
But I promise that you won't care when he smiles at you
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Chorus: Pat Monahan]
When I ride by myself
I don't ever get no help
But when I roll up with her
Everybody calls me sir
No matter how long I stay
They never ever know my name
But when I walk in with her
Everybody calls me sir.

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Call me sir
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Call me sir
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Call me sir
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 3: Travie McCoy]
Every time we hit the streets it's like a world premier
She makes me feel like Sia swinging from that chandelier
Went from marginally famous to the top of the A-list
And just for future reference, here's a tip Mr. Belvedere
Never judge a book by it's cover
And never judge an ugly duckling by his mother
The frog prince got kissed, her lips granted his wish
It's a sad world when your net worth determines your lover, but
What would I ever do without you, huh?
I prolly wouldn't have a clue without you
But one things for sure when I pull up with her
Don't refer to me as Travie, you can.

[Outro: Pat Monahan]
You can call me sir
What would ever do without you?
What would ever do without you?
Call me sir
What would ever do without you?
Call me sir
What would ever do without you?
What would ever do without you?
Call me sir
What would ever do without you?
Call me sir.