Whisper whisper What have you got?
I got something that you need a lot
Stop me and buy one
You can see better but you better not.

Listen mister can you help me?
It's my sister Show her how to fly
Stop me and try one
You can see ev'rything blowing by.

Whisper whisper Keep it quiet
If you like it you can try it too
Stop me and buy one
I am illegal that mean so are you.

Whisper whisper what have you got?
I got something that you need a lot
Stop me and buy one
You can see better but you better not
Whisper whisper whisper whisper.

I am man and you are women
Who needs marriage? We are humans all
If I could please you arouse and ease you
then it would please you if I should call
Doesn't matter what your name is
I can do a million things to you
No explanations; sexual patience
Most of the nation's doing it too
No no no no no.