You belong in the spotlight
On the wall of the Tate
In a ten-megawatt light
‘Cause your brushwork's so great.

You're the next phase in feminine
You're a Lichtenstein dot
You're a bed with Tracey Emin in
You're Grayson Perry's next pot.

Work of art, work of art
You're a perfect work of art
Mona Lisa, this is she-sa
With a smile to melt your heart.

Work of art, work of art
You're a perfect work of art
Like Picasso, so Picass-no
I just don't know where to start.

Work of art
Work of art.

You're Yoko Ono on vinyl
(And you've just raised the bar)
You're a canvas that's blank
(And your value will increase)
You're a Duchamp urinal
(See how precious you are)
You're half a dead cow in a tank
(You know the school loves to crease).

Work of art, work of art
You're a perfect work of art
Mona Lisa, this is she-sa
With a smile to melt your heart.

Work of art, work of art
You're a perfect work of art
Like Picasso, so Picass-no
I just don't know where to start.

Work of art
Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are-are
You're the biz, you're the biz, you're the biz, yeah
Superstar, superstar, superstar-ar
You're the shiz, you're the shiz, the shiz, yeah
You're so neat, you're so neat, you're so neat, yo
Off the chart, off the chart, the chart, yeah
Super-sweet, super-sweet, super-sweet, aw
Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah
Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah.

Work of art, work of art
Yes, I am a work of art
You wanna shame me? You should frame me!
I'm a Jamie work of art
Work of art, work of art
Gonna blow your world apart
I'm offending
I'm a trending
Gender-bending
Gender-blending
Gender-pending
Never-ending
And transcending
Work of art.