Get on your dancing shoes
There's one thing on your mind
Hoping they're looking for you
Sure you'll be rummaging' through.

And the shit, shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waiting and waiting.

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
don't you always do the same
It's what you there for, don't you know.

...the lights are flashing
Down in here tonight
And some might exchange a glance
But keep pretending to dance.

Don't act like it's not happening
As if it's impolite
To go and mention your name
Instead you'll just do the same
As they all do, and hope for the best...

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
Well don't you always do the same
It's what you're there for but no.

Get on your dancing shoes
You sexy little swine
Hoping they're looking for you
Sure you'll be rummaging through.

Oh and the shit, shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waiting and waiting.