Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened
Close to the game the play
Or the little songs they sing
Last night dressed up in high heeled shoes
And wearning my old hat my four year old said I want a divorce
Now where did she hear that
Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened
Close to the game games they play
Or the little song they sing
Last night as
I watched TV
Once rushed throungh the door
Momy dady's telling someone on the phone
Don't you call me here no more kids say the darndest things have you ever listened
Close to the game the play
Or the little songs they sing
Best my daddy can whip your daddy's
But daddy's never home
And I think mommy's worried about him
Cause she cried all night long
Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened
Close to the games they play
Or the little song they sing
You'll never know what they learn at school or what they're thinking of
My first grader just said a four letter word
And it sure wasn't love
Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened
Close to the games they play
Or the little song they sing
Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened
Close to the games they play
Or the little song they sing