I see her online, all the time
I'm trying not to stare down there
While she talks about her tough time
Girl of your dreams, you know what I mean
There's something 'bout her stare that makes you nervous
And you say things that you don't mean

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Well, I found a hotel, I called up the twins
It's seven in the morning, so they won't let me in
I need to get back, I've gotta see the girl on the screen
(And then I phoned her and she said)

[Chorus]
"Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go"
She said, "Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy then let me
Too shy then let me know"

[Verse 2]
I've been wearing nothing every time I call you
And I'm starting to feel weird about it
Sometimes it's better if you think about it
This time, I think I'm gonna drink through it
But I see her online, and I don't think that I should be calling
All the time, I just wanted a happy ending
And I'm pretending I don't care 'bout her stare
While she's giving me a tough time

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Well, I found a motel, it looked like the bins
I think there'd been a murder, so we couldn't get in
I need to get back, I've gotta see the girl on the screen

[Chorus]
"Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go"
She said, "Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy then let me
Too shy then let me know (Too shy then let me)
But if you're too shy then let me know (Too shy then let me)
If you're too shy then let me go" (Oh, yeah)

[Saxophone Solo: John Waugh]

[Bridge]
I see her online
All the time

[Chorus]
She said, "Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I'm not playing with you, baby, I think that you should give it a go"
She said, "Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes
I wanna see and stop thinking, if you're too shy then let me
Too shy then let me know"