New squeeze, take off your chemise
And I'll do as I please
I know I'm not any kind of heartthrob
But at the same time, I'm not any sort of sloth.

You're my plaything, you're my plaything
You're my plaything
Yeah, I'm wonderin', yeah, I'm wonderin'
What you're thinkin'.

You're my plaything, you're my plaything
You're my plaything
Yeah, I'm wonderin', yeah, I'm wonderin'
How cruel I've been.

New squeeze, unfold my body
I've ramsacked myself
I've flatpacked myself for your ease
You know that the second I saw you
I was rendered the very voyeur.

You're my plaything, you're my plaything
You're my plaything
Yeah, I'm wonderin', yeah, I'm wonderin'
What you're thinkin'.

You're my plaything, you're my plaything
You're my plaything
Yeah, I'm wonderin', yeah, I'm wonderin'
How cruel I've been.

I concur, I concur
I concur, I concur
I concur, I concur
I concur, I concur
I concur, I concur.