[Chorus:]
One bad chef
In a kitchen full of dough
Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand full of stoges
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings.

[Instrumental]

[Bridge:]
Cooking
Cooking
I'm cooking all the dumplings.

[Verse:]
Motherfuckers want to act funny
Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny
Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby
Motherfucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk? Making preteens laugh for the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!
Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon
But I feed on the bitches, bitches
Motherfuckers want to act funny.

[Chorus:]
One bad chef
In a kitchen full of dough
Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand full of stoges
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings.