I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if
I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
I'm Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exceptional earner
And you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
I'm Mrs. Oh, my God! that Britney's Shameless
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
I'm Mrs. You want a piece of me?
Tryin and pissin me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin me off
Hopin I'll resort to some havoc (And) end up settlin in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Most likely to get on the TV for strippin on the streets
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in this industry
I mean please... (Do) you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
I'm Mrs. Oh, my God! that Britney's Shameless
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if
I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece piece of me?...
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
I'm Mrs. Oh, my God! that Britney's Shameless
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
I'm Mrs. Oh, my God! that Britney's Shameless
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
You want a piece of me?